Mom said, it never pays to lie...

Sarah, Sarah, Sarah...

Didn't your momma tell you never to lie?

You said you sold the guv's jet on e-bay. It didn't sell there. It was sold thru a conventional airplane sales company. And your running mate John should listen to his momma too... he said you sold it for a profit... you didn't. It sold for a loss.

You said you opposed the 'Bridge to Nowhere'. I just listened to a clip of your 2006 guv campaign. You clearly stated you supported it. And only after Congress pulled the plug did you say that the project was dead.

You said you got rid of the guv mansion chef. Nice.. but I notice that the chef is back on the state payroll.. cooking for the legislature now. Don't you have restaurants in Juneau?

Liar Liar pants on fire...