Lemon Ice

Ever notice how you get that urge to pee when you go outside and it's cold? And the colder it is, the stronger the urge? Even if you just went?

Embarrass, MN - Weather Forecast for Friday, February 17, 2006

Today will be partly sunny with calm winds. The high will be -15, the low -25.

Ever wonder how long it will take the pee to freeze to your leg when you let loose with one of those middle-age female unannounced sneezes?

I send greetings from the frozen midwest.