Retirement

Or, I could go sponge off my sister.
The Random Access ThoughtS of a mid-west, approaching-middle-age, nurse starting the next phase of life.
At least in the plant world it is.... Mother, bless her trusting soul, left 3 of her plants in my care for the winter.... an aloe vera, a Christmas cactus and something I cannot name... it's large with stiff leaves. I'm clueless. Anyway... the Christmas cactus had buds on it when it left Mom's and THEY ARE ACTUALLY GETTING BIGGER!!! I haven't killed it yet. Yet.
The 40 degree days are here. Just in time.. I may have melted if summer had stayed any longer. Tho it will try (unsuccessfully) to make a comeback on Saturday. The weatherman is forecasting 70. But it won't last long. And there will be dew on the car in the morning. And the sun will set early. And the 40's will win.
I don't like Jeb Bush. I didn't know anything of him until the Florida election stupidity and from then on it's been a downhill avalanche. The gun-carry law, the Terry Schiavo case. It really doesn't matter. He could, basically, do no right by me.
I was wondering... if the economy was better, not teetering on the edge of recession all the time, if Wal-Mart wasn't squeezing every last dime out of everyone and their brother, do you think they would stop starting Christmas at the end of September? Would they go back to putting up the displays after Halloween instead of a month before? This is Chicago for cripes sake.... the LAST thing I want to experience is a fully decked holiday display while I am wearing shorts and a tee-shirt enjoying a 70 degree October day. That was fine when I lived in southern California and Floriday. It is not okay above the Mason-Dixon line. By the time Christmas rolls around I'm (almost) tired of it. {{{{heavy sigh}}}} I want it like it is in my memory.... you start decorating for the holiday one month or less ahead. Valentine's Day on Feb 1, St. Patty's Day March 1, Memorial Day May 1, Independence day on June 4, Halloween Oct 1, Thanksgiving Nov 1, Christmas the day after Thanksgiving.... oh well, guess I'll just wear sunglasses to filter out all the bling from the tinsel.
My cousin's wife was one of the women who was victimized at the Eveleth mine.
It is with great regret that ChrisMoose announces the death of her pancreas at 7 pm today. It is thought that the death was the result of an overdose of levulose. A severe, although not fatal ingestion, occurred Tuesday morning over the course of four hours. The Medical Examiner has confirmed that had the ingestion been halted at that point the pancreas would have survived the insult (after a lengthly recovery). However, another uncontrolled ingestion occurred somewhere around the dinner hour that proved to be the undoing of the pancreas. It is widely known that the pancreas secretes a hormone that neutralizes levulose. In reasonable doses, levulose is not toxic to humans, however in large amounts it can cause alterations in behavior, including hysteria (which was observed by co-workers of Ms. Moose Tuesday morning), followed by somnolence and stupor, and an eventual return to normal. The origin of the levulose is suspected to be the GIANT (empty) bag of candy corn found with the body (of the pancreas).
Done. Well, 98% done now... the patio, that is... Not bad considering this is how it started....